Anonymous commented: Last Comment by benoit - Posted Date: Fri February 3, 2012 8:45am: "micropenis "capt_koening@hotmail.com" "8. Micropenis: A dick under 2.5 inches when stretched. Also Scott Lathams secret fethish that boy has a micropenis!! "Mmmm lovely micropenis" (Scott Latham). 9. Micropenis: An extremely small penis. Micropenis is extremely popular in men from Oriental descent (explains the lack of Oriental male porn stars). To be labelled as having a micropenis is the most degrading insult a woman can give a man. Men with a micropenis are usually virgins for life. A micropenis is medically proven to be worthless. Men with a micropenis are usually manic depressives. Most men with a micropenis usually commit suicide - usually after being laughed at for having a teeny-weeny penis. A micropenis is very common amongst steroid using body builders. A micropenis can sometimes be confused for a clitoris. "I wanted to have sex with him so bad, but his micropenis didn't even penetrate my vaginal lips" "Anal sex doesn't hurt because my boyfriend has a micropenis.". 10. Micropenis: Less than 3 inches; pathetically miniscule; baby-dick size; buttondick; hardly enough to even seen. Laughed at by anyone who can find it. Mini-dick. "I know a guy whose penis is so small he cannot even find it! He has to use tweezers to pull the head out! Everyone laughs at poor peewee and his micropenis!! LOL.". 11. MicroPenis: A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once. 12. Micropenis: A penis shorter then .75 inches. Onilink9000. 13. Micropenis: Onilink9000's penis. Oni has a small one. 14. Micropenis: The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold. Cooper has a micropenis.